Gene’s Top 10 List – January 2006
01.01.2006
Top Ten Signs The World Will End in 2006
10) Benny Hinn declares the world will absolutely not end in 2006
9) Tim LeHaye and Jerry Jenkins run out of ideas for the Left Behind series
8) 144,000 people in the world still actually think Bon Jovi makes good music
7) 666 people in the world still actually think country music is worth listening to (sorry, couldn’t help myself)
6) Tom Cruise leaves Katie Holmes for Madonna and they start a new religion called Kabbalentology
5) The new DaVinci Code movie wins the Oscar for “Best Documentary”
4) Howard Stern is awarded the Noble Peace Prize
3) Micheal Jackson and Oprah Winfrey have a child together who is born on June 6 of 2006
2) Osama Bin Laden converts to Judaism
1)McDonald’s introduces the new McGiddo!
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