Gene’s Top 10 List – November 2005
11.02.2005


Top Ten Rejected Youth Fundraising Ideas

10) Cut the staff members’ ridiculously high salaries

9) Charge admission for communion

8) Put plastic flamingoes in peoples’ yards and then provide insurance . . . wait a minute.

7) Send a hundred dollars on faith to Benny Hinn, then sit back and wait for the big return

6) Get Gene to get on J.T.’s computer when she’s not looking and move some decimal points around.

5) Kidnap soloists and force Mark to pay ransom

4) Sell indulgences

3) Have a selection of domestic spirits on tap at Wednesday night meals

2) Conveniently find a finger in our chili at Wendy’s

1) Prayerfully play the lottery.

Posted by arbc at 08:21 PM

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