Gene’s Top 10 List – August 2005
08.01.2005


Here is something you might enjoy in token of the summer Super Hero blockbusters. If you don’t enjoy it please forget reading it and forgive me for writing it.

Top Ten Worst Super Powers


10) The ability to instantly snuggle

9) The ability to stop others from sneezing

8) The ability to hide from upholstery

7) The ability to toast bread in a toaster without plugging the toaster in

6) The ability to actually watch and appreciate figure skating

5) The ability to rapidly digest sand

4) The ability to appear thoughtful while sleeping

3) The ability to rustproof notebook paper

2) The ability to calm dinosaurs

1) The ability to get triple-blade performance out of a double-blade razor

Posted by arbc at 11:00 AM

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